Randall Kirsch

Talk of brands always misses two of the biggest

Whenever the topic of branding comes up – and it obviously comes up a lot in the marketing communications business – big consumer brands tend to be the default topic. Let’s face it, most people outside our industry don’t understand branding that well. I’m not saying they should, I’m just pointing out that non-marketing people tend to correlate brands with logos or brand names, when brands are much more than that.

That said, pretty much every U.S. consumer would agree that Nike, Google, Amazon, Oprah (and even [shameless plug] JS clients like Delta, Orkin and Chick-fil-A) are brands. But no one inside or outside our industry ever seems to talk about what I would argue are two of the – if not the two – biggest brands in the United States.

Let’s test it. Can you name these two organizations?

Difference and emotion – the twin engines of a great brand

I’ll bet you can do more than name them. I would guess you could outline, at least broadly, what each of the organizations stands for, and more importantly, how they are different from each other. That’s the first and most important element of a good brand – clear difference from the competition.

The other element of a great brand is the set of emotions it conjures up. I think we can all agree that, like all good brands, both parties have invested a lot in stoking strong emotional reactions from us. Raise your hand if you saw otherwise close friends get all bent out of shape at each other during last year’s presidential election cycle (or found yourself getting ticked at friends and family).

Don’t buy it. Apply it.

How does this happen? It’s the power of branding. And I would argue that few if any brands possess even a fraction of the same influence. Can you imagine Nike and Reebok manipulating consumers who actually agree on most things into believing they’re fundamentally different at the core?

Sample argument:

“If you don’t understand why the ‘air’ in the sole matters, you’re obviously a Communist.”

OK, I’ll admit that the political parties have the massive advantage of daily “earned media” coverage to work their magic on us that no other corporate brands can claim. But still.

As the November election cycle winds up to fever pitch in the next few months, let’s respect the power of branding. Let’s watch in awe at how much both parties invest in the two prongs of the branding fork – difference and emotion. And finally, let’s agree not to let it blind us, but instead figure out how to put the same principles to work for our own businesses.

Me vs. myself – the wrong pronoun is winning

I’m a grammar nerd. And a music fan. That’s why I always got a chuckle at the title of the mega popular 90s jam band Phish tune called “You Enjoy Myself.” The intentional misuse of the reflexive pronoun “myself” was meant to be cheeky. Nowadays, I think people are starting to miss the joke.

The recent example of “myself abuse” that led to this post came from New York Governor David Paterson, a politician and de facto professional communicator, and was delivered on the national stage.

“I’m looking forward to a full investigation of actions taken by myself and my administration but I give you this personal oath,” Paterson said. “I have never abused my office, not now, not ever.”

Personal vow: if I am ever accused of professional misconduct or abusing an elected office, I will not start my public defense with bad grammar.

Another, more common misuse of “myself,” even from senior communicators who should know better, goes something like this: “If you have any questions, see John, Mary or myself.” Remove John and Mary from the mix and you get, “If you have any questions, see myself.” Ouch.

Grammar Girl has already posted a tidy explanation of the proper use of the reflexive pronoun “myself,” so I won’t repeat it. Check it out here.

The point is: Why are otherwise solid grammarians compelled to abuse “myself?” I sometimes get the feeling that they’re attempting to come across smarter, more mannered or perhaps even humble. Like somehow saying “me” – even when it’s correct – makes you a “me, me, me” person.

Let’s not fall into that trap. Good grammar is a prerequisite for good communications if you ask myself.

Heard any especially painful examples of “myself abuse” recently? Tell myself about them in the comments. I’m going to compile a book or something.

If Gutenberg had invented the Internet instead

As you judge ponder the New York Times’ much-maligned plan to charge non-subscribers for unlimited access to its online content, try this little thought experiment: imagine if the Internet had been around a lot longer. I mean since Johannes Gutenberg kind of longer. (more…)